sTaNdArD chArTeRed maRaThoRN

i Am ShoOoOoO AngRY!!!!

bUt fiRST HOr, i mUST EXPLAiNNing whY I shOOo lONG nEBeR bLOGgINg LeR. cOs Hor, JAsOn hE TOoPID baSTaRd, cUStaRD, mUstArd, duMp me. sHOoO i VeRy VeRY sAd, so EveRYday CryIng TIlL mY eYEs bEcoMing rEd ReD lIke KenNa SUnbUrNs. NeBERmInd lER, oVer LeR.

YeSTerDay i wANT go mEEt ChUcHU iN tOa PayOh sO I toOk 31 FroM My hoUSe. Then WahHhHh?!?! NEaR gaYLAnG sERaI theRe, tHE bus SuddenlY turn whEN ActuaLlY nORmAL It DuNch turnNing. TheN I See ShOoO ManY fAiLED BUs DrivErs aRoUnd tHE roaD sidE. u Noe FaILED bUS dRIvErS IsH WHat yoU CaLl bUS iNspECTOrs Lor. CanNnoT REMmMber bUs Must GO whERE, so mUST wEar THE tooPid PoNG pONG uNifoRM anD check tiCKETS anD noW eZ-lInk cARD lOR. wAHhH NoW hOR, They mUST Like WORKiNG supER haRD. caUsE GahMen sAy thEY wAnt TO cATcH ALl THOse Who NEber Pay mOney PROpErlY AnD Make cHEatER pEOpLe BecoMiNG fIne PeoEPle BY FiNiNG them.

ToOpID BuS iNsPEcTOR. wHEN I SHOw HiM my buS tiCKet I pAYiNG 45 cEnts, He SayIng:
"EH Ah GirL aH, r u SuRE U sTIlL chuUiReN?"

I VEry oLD mEH?!?!? Say tiLl i lIKE auNtiE lIke THAT Norz. iM KaWAIi neHhz SaKurA Mei mEi oK. sTIlL Want to SaY I Old?! ToOpid PoO PoO. I sHOW u mY PIcTURe:



SeEee!! Im noT oLd oKIE.

SO ThEN HOr, nOT oNRy the Bus WeNT dIFfEREnt Way, it Also vErYRYrryryryyrry SLow Wor!!!! CoZ I See So mANy Old UnclE (tHIS oNE Is REaLlY Old, NOT lIEK me KaWAIi neHS) ruNnIng. i sEE sEe, All thE oLD SmeLLY LAo aH pEK ruNning, No SeeING hANDsoME BAYwATch mAn. SO sAd BoOoOhOOoOoO.

I duNch nOE whY All Must ruN ToGEtHer, dUCNh they TiNk ITs bEry smELly? iN fROnt SMelLy sWEatY, BeHInd ALso SMelLy SweATY. eveYryWherE alSO so SMelLY PoO pOo One De nehS. I REalLi duNCH UndERSTaND thEm. uNtiL thIS mOrNIng I sEEiNG NeWs. WAHhHhHhH tHEY aLL RUnNIng COZ goT $25,000 TO WIn leH!!! so coOoL. NeWs SaYiNG, 7 pEOple FroM THIs COuNTRY caLLEd 'Can aH' ALl TOp 7 wORs. SIngPore DUnnO DIe UntiL whERE leR. tHEY r ALl VeRY skInNy And TaN. buT duNnO whY mY fWENS alL sAyIng they SHoOoO uGlY. tot THEY LiKing TAN PEOpLe?