wE ArE gOiNg TO tHE zOo zOo ZoO, HOw BouT CHu, chU CHu? yOu Can cUm tOo toO We'RE GoInG to thE zOo ZoO zoO WOr.

cHuChU VErY ToOpID lEH. TodAY RoSeLiNE, MiMi anD i WeRE iN oRChaRD rOAd WalKiNG iN HEeReN thEN She CalLEd mE.

"HeLlo jIaHUi Ah? wAnT TO gO ZoO Or nOT Ah? i hoR aCCiDeNtAlLy ToOk wRoNg Bus TO sCHoOl WoR, ThEN I eNDed UP In tHE zOo" ShE sAid.

THeN i ThiNK ThiNK tHInk, whO In THe SiNGaPore SO tOoPid One? CaN TaKE RoNg buS tilL zOo. bUT beCAusE wE vERY GoOd JiEmEi Or sIStER iN EngLaND sO wE thiNK ThiNK Ok Lor, wE go AccUmpAny hER. sO We go lOr. thEN wE rEaCH THEre LoR.

thEN We SaW cHuChU OutSidE thE GAteS of THE zoO. AIYo tOoPid WeAThER sooOoOoOoOoO hOT oNE woRX, OnLy REmINd ME of the TOopId SeNtoSA OnLy. tAOyan si LEr. AIyooO I tElL YOu, THis BlOg hoR, Im cHINesE mAH, SO I WiLl UsE alOt oF chiNEsE oNE. If You nOT chINEsE hoR, THEn EuU See All THe fUnnY PoK PoK WorDs yoU no NEed thiNK thINK THinK aND go TO dicktionary.com And CHecKiNG oNE. tHAT MEaNs Its a ChiNESe WOrDS aND I cANnoT alWAYs EXPlaIN One. sO tiRiNG OnE lEH, LaTER mY fINgeRs LOOk lIke JaSON dEaRIe'S ValUe PAck hoW? EeEeEEeEeeE...!!!!

tHEn wE boUGHt TIckETS anD wENT IN TO sEe. I tELl yOU AH, I ReALlY vEry VerY sMArt One WOrZ. EvEryone, chU CHU MImi And ROsELiNE aLl thiNKiNG fIRST THing THEY sEE is aNImALs AftER thEy go Into thE zoO. thEN i Say nO LAH WOnT One NehS. THey DUnch BeLiEve Me, theN reAlLy lEH, GO In FIrst tHIng wE sEE iS noT ANImaLS. yOU guESS wHat? aiYoO aSK EuU alSO no UsE De LaRHHHH... euU ALso Not As SmaRt aS me WOr. anD kaWAIii neHh As me kKEkekE. fIRST thING EUu sEe Is aNG MOS lAH kKEKekekEKekEKEK. SeE i sO SmaRT HOr? kKEKEKk. tHEN chUchU And ROsELiNE anD mImI sO aNgRY LeR... TIlL thEIr FaCes As REd As THosE aNg Mos. so i MAke THEM hAPpY ANd I sAYIng:

"kKEKekKE, ANG moS ALSO LoOK LikE aNImalS mah, tHeiR faCe so rEd lIKE.... lIke mY LiPStiCK!!!"

HhHahHAhahahAHAHHhaHAHhaHA!!! So FUnNy leh I THInk!!! hAHAHhAHAhahHAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAhHAhahHAhaHAh!!!! aHAHhahAHhaHAh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KekkEK.

THEn i tEll yOu HoR, CHuCHu She NEbER go SkOoL MAH, SO She CUm iN SkOoL UnifORM. AIyOoOoo.. hEr skIrT so sHORT wOR. thEN I Ask heR iF shE sCaReD HeR THat onE this One THoSe Ones Let PEOpLE sEe, tHeN shE kEKEKEk ANd TElLing ME THAT sHE wEar sHORts InsidE. THEN sHE eveN LifT Up heR SKiRT beHiND anD LeT me sEEe. wHeN i sAw IT hoR, I THInK thiNK thInk. aND i Told chUcHu: WaaAaaAaaH?!?!? wHEre yoU bUy tHis PanTS oNE? so sHORT wOR!!!

caUsE it LoOkS lIke THAt mAH:


tHEn She vEry BluR bLuR soTOng LoOK On HeR FaCe. AnD SHe lOoK At HEr OWN PAntS And SHe ScREaM woR!!! She sAid dIE lEr Die LEr, THaT is NOT mY PAntS, thAT IS mY NEW PolKa DOt PaNTY!!! I ForGOt TO wEaR shORts Wor!!!

OmG!!!! PoLkA DoT PaNTy mUsT be VeRy COmfoRTABle Wor, SO SMalL aND tiGHT But THEnN StiLl FeeL Like ShorTS!!! so gooOD One!!! I Also WaNT!

So We WaLK WalK wALk, anD we SeE the babOooN.


wAhHhH!!!! tHEY vERY cUTE lEh!!! sO KAwaiI, EvEN MORE kAwaIi thAN mE!!!! dUNch lIKE THEM. I vERY AngRy wiTH, CaUSe I thiNKIng, hoW cAN a toOpID aNImal be mOre KaWAIi neHS thAN ME?!?!?! SO I dUnch FriEND thE toOpID bABbOoN ANyMORE. BUt I telL YOu HOR, the BAbbOoN BUttOck IS vErrrrRrRry ReD oNe WOr. SoO BriGHT lEH. Like mY lIpsTICK, anD alSO lIke the aNg mo FaCe KekKEEk. sO I dEcIDeD THat okaY! sINCe TheiR buTt UgLIeR THan miNE, i FriENd THEM bAck! KkeKEKeKEke.

wE sEe FIniSH BabOoN, THen We GO sEE aH MeNG!!! wEEE i LuBx lUbx aH MEng wOR! sO fuNnY oNE.

Ah meNG IS the OnE oN THe RIght, thE oNE oN thE LeFT IS Ah meNG's mIStREsS. KekEK. theN CHuChU SayIng TO Me: "aIyOoOOo, aH MeNG is A guRL wOR. u thiNK ah mEng MaN ah?" bUT i THInk THInK thInk, no maH, ah mEng IS boI BOi naME noR. HOw Can BE A GirL. THen CHu chU sTIll Say shE goT biG neH NEH BREAstS oNE wOR. I SeE sEE, yAr HOr, ReaLLy GOt NEH NeH. Or MAYbe ah meNG go gyM eVErYDay And TRAIn lEH? THey AlwaYS sayIng iN thE newSPpaERS, tV and LaDiO thAT MonKEYs ANd PeoPle R the SAMe One MAH. SO wE GO gyM, ah menG ALso GO GYm loR! MaYbe aH meNG GYm SmaLL sMAlL OnE, OnLy got THE MaCHIne TO do BEnCH BReaSTs to mAke ChesT TIght TIght ONE wOR...

TheN I THInk THInkS MOre wOR. WaH ThiS aH MEng SO fuNnY LEh. euU KnoW i See PEOple GO gym TO RUn anD EXErCiSe THEY alL lIsTEN to MusIC. WOahHhHh!!! maYbe AH MEng LiSteN To TeCHno lIKE heAvEN BY dJ sAmMy Wor! Or MAYbe, AH MeNG NO LYfE oNe, eVEryDay LisTen To tHE banAnA sOng. WHo SiNG oNE ah? i aLSO duNno leH, maYbE ALl THe SOunD is LikE rEcoRD FroM Ah MeNG BItING bANanAs oNE. WoaH!!!!! i See Ah MeNG baNANa, goT alL kIND of SizES!!! GOt Big BanAnA, MEdiUm baNAna, aND smAll baNANa. JuST Like JAy CHou'S One mUST be Big BANanNA, beCuz he goT smALl aND kAwaiI NEhs EYeS. tHEN JaSOn oNE is SureLY SmaLl bANnaNA. Not BEcAusE hE GOt Big Eyes, but beCaUSE i TOuch BEfoRE KEKEkEKEKEKEKEKEkekEKeke.

Oh oH.... I sAy fROm Ah MeNG banANa TIlL JAsoN bAnAna. soRry WOr... bUT then hoR, i conTInue mY sTORY. VeRy NICe One MAH, DuncH euU thiNKS sO. SO chU cHU KeEp sAYiNG aH meNG Is GUrl, i KeeP sAYiNG ah meNG Is Boi boI. THen sUDDenLy oNE anG moH ToUrISt SayEd: "PUrrRLiSss... aH mEng IS A FreE mALE. NoT a bOI Or GUrl!"

I HeAr LeR i GOng GoNg. fiRSTlY, I thiNKiNG, hUH!?!??! I thoUGHT aNIMAls ALso LiKE peoPle, OnLY gOT boi BoI n guRL? StiLl GOt ANothEr sEX cAlLEd Free MalE? THen roSelIne sAiD thAT freEMaLe mEAns Gurl guRL laH... BuT UntiL NOW, i alSO duNch knOW whY THEY cALl guRL guRL fReEmaLE. guRL MEaNS gurl Mah, sTIlL goT fREE OR noT fREE oNE meh? UnLESs Is COme oUt From THOsE ProStiTUTe One LAH, THosE mUST PAy I nOE OkAy... iM NOT so sTUPid One HOR. oR MayBe CauSe thESe TOopid Ang MO lIKe TO usE CHeeM cHEEM wORDs THAt wE dUNcH UNDersTAaNDinG. MusT bE Nor.

tHEN i heAriNG the puRLISssS. oMg diE leR, hOW cOME he SaY PoLicE?!?! GOt PoLicE wANna cATch chUcHU cUZ sHE nEbeR go SKoOol!?!?! DIeee leR!!! thEN I vERY sCaREd, I SweAt And VERY coLD. BUt CHuCHu SaID aIYoOoO.... he MEaNIng PLEAse.. NOt PoLICe. BUt i HEaR, he Said 'PURrRrLisSs... Ah meNG is A fREE mAle. noT a BOi or A guRL!'

SeE LAh! i toLD yOU toOpID aNG mo liKE to USe CHeEm cHEem wORdS THAT wE duNCH unDERSTANDiNG oNE. TOopID!!!!!!!!!