mY mALAy FriENd

ehHhHhHh!!! tooPid PEOpLEs, U All THInk i OnLy GoT RosElIne, MiMi aND chUcHu aS mY FrIEnd AH. I teLl EuU HOr, I aLSO Got MAlay fRIEndz dE wOR. And One OF My BesTEsTesTeSt maLAy fRIEND iS cALlIng MACheEk. DUnch Ask Me WHy hIs naME is Like THat, CauSE gaHmEn SayIng We mUST aLL LivE iN peACe ANd HaRMOneY, EVerYBODY Must BE a RAcisT. MEaNIng EVERYoNE mUST Lub LUB eVERYoNE, eVeN dOH We ALl noT the Same COlOR WOr. IM A rAcISt LEh , CaUSE Hor, bLAck COlOR, oRleNG, PuRple, pInk, bRown alL mY GoOOD gOOd FWen WOr. sEE, LikE mAchEEk IS chOColaTE coLOr LOr, aNd he IS My GOOd GoOd FrienD toO!!!

bUT i Dunch liKE hiM ONE thiNG is HOr, he aLWAys NeVER kaWAii nEhS dE lEH. hE tALkING alWAYs End WITH 'Sia lAh BlAdDer' iNStEAd Of THE WorS OR NOrs Or NEhs THat mE, CHuchU anD roSelIne ANd MImI USe. SO TOoPid Leh DUnch u thiNK sO. SO U THInkING noW, mAcHEeK ReALly TALkING alWAYS EndiNG wiTh tHe 'sIA LaH' aH? I teLlING EUu REalLy one LEHs. LiKe hoR, thAT thAT My eNGLish TeACHer AskIng HIm iF hE kNOWS whAT IS cAPital punisHmEnt. thEN HE duNCH KNow mAH, SO His BRAIn LikE BlANk BlAnk, duNCH kNOW WAT to sayIng. SO NorMALlY MOst PEoPle Like mE toO HOR, We duNCH kNOW we Just keEP QuIEt ANd SmIle. THen THIS mAchEek sO toOpID, CAusE lIke I sAYiNG he ALways End wiTH 'SiA LAh BrudDer', ThEN HE no oNlY kEEp QUieT ANd SMiLE, he ALSO saY 'sIA lAh bLaDder' to mRS CHeOng. WAAAaaH thEn miMi shoUTing Out, shE SayIng:

"Oh mY GaWD!!! You neEd pAMpErS oR nOrT?!"

THen I hEaRD leR, wROng LEH!!! SO i shOUtiNG baCK lOrS:

"eHhHh!!! it iS cALlIng DiePeRS lAH!!! Not PAmPErs!"

WAaaaaaaaaaaaHhAHhahAHh!!!!! Mrs CHeONG heArD LEr, SHe SO HapPy WOr! She sAID iM sHoOoOoOOoOoOo ClevER wOR. BUt My hAPpY-NesS vERY faST flY aWay Ler, She NebeR gIVE me CHOcoCLaTE or ChoP A stAr On My haND oNE. SO Kiam SIap, sTIngY POk poK.

THen hor, This MaCHeeK is beRY BEry FUnNy onE. HE aLWAYs SAY HOr: AIyAH... reLac One CORneR lAH BrUDDer. LAst tIme I vERY BlUr ONE, i hearD HIm sAyiNG RElac One cOrneR theN I DUnch Know WHIch oNE to Go to. THen whENveer hE sAY...

"EHhHh jIAhUi! rELaC oNE CorneR lAH BRudDER!"

then i wIlL saYiNG:

"wHICH COrnER haR?"

tHen toOpID mAchEeK WIlL LaUghIng ANd sAy, AIyaHHH!! go TO tHe reaDer'S CoRNEr LAh. bUdDen i TeLLiNG hiM i no lIKe TO reAD, OnlY Like TO SHoPpING and DriNK BuBbLE tEA and LisTEnInG gAy chOU mUSic And Be WIth JaSOn 4eVeR anD eva Wor... i shOoOoO aNgry!!! duNCH lIke PEoPle WHo AskiNG Me TO do thiNGs I duNCH lIke. I duNCH lIKE TO rEaD bOoKS! so i WIlL noT go TO thAT cORNER! hMmPH!

SO I aNGry aNGRY And I thiNK THInk thiNK. sINCe maCHeek lIke TO rELac One cORNER sHOoO Much i let HIm Lor. tOmOrRrOW hOR, i wIlL TriCk maCheEk to go iNTO the MuSIC roOm. CUz u NOe MusIC roOm is cirCLe iN SHaPE De KekeKE. sO No coRNers MAH. SeE WHere He cAn rElac NOW KEKekeK. MayBE hE fiNDiNg THe COrner tiLl HE GOng GOng HiS HEaD tiLl he LOOk lIKE a BIg BIG baR lU kU KEKkeE! tHEN hE soTOng SotoNG anD wiLl aSK mE to gO tO jAsoN'S hoUSE the COrneR to RElaC!!! YaY!!!!!!

N HOr, I teLlING yoU oNE laST thING, mAchEEK aLSO bERY BErY fuNny... hE lIke TO tiE his ShOELaCe In A vERY COoL WaY. First hor HE wiLl pUT his RighT LEG Onto ThE railING, tHEN HE wiLl nOrT tie THe righT leG shOE kekKE. HE wiLl tie THE Left lEG SHoe KkekEKE, sO COoL woR!!! he sAyIng HelPiNG hiM to prAcTICe SIt n ReACH KEKkeK!!!
lIKE this!