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I wAs vEry hUNgRY LaST NIghT, bUT THeN NOthINg aT HOme To Eat EuU KnOW. mY MOthEr NevEr cOOk, she SayIng I AlwAYs GO PAR tOR aNd eAT OutSide sO NO cOoK LorS. eUu knOW whaT PaR tor iS? PaR TOR is NOT a nAme OF a cLUb LiKE zOuK Or cHEeKy moNkeYz Or whAT LAr. AcTuALLy i Is ALsO NOt Sure. so i aSKed CHuChU, theN ChU chU aSKeD me GO Check www.dicktionary.com SO I GO LoR.

FirST I cHEcKinG tHE wORd PaR. i pReSs enTEr, THen cOMe Out ReSulTS.

para-1 or par-
pref.

1. Beside; near; alongside: parathyroid.

tHEn I cHEckiNG THe WorD TOr TheN ResuLTs ALso coMe oUT nEhs.

tor (tôr) n.

1. A high rock or pile of rocks on the top of a hill.

OoOoOrRrRrrr... PaR TOr MEanS BeSidE a HiGh roCk Wor. I thiNK I vERY sMArt LEhs, kNOW hoW to USe thE dicKtIOnAry tO CheCkIng THe WOrD. SO I vEry hApPy aND eXcITED, I cAlling jaSOn And TeLL HIm mY sMArTNeSS.

RiNG riNG...

"hEllo JaSOn babY mUacK MAucK BaoBeI Lao gOng, i AcTUuAlLy DUnch kNOW PAr TOr MEanINg oNE leH, THen i WenT TO chECk www.dicktionary.com TheN i foUnd OUt PaR TOR MEanINg BEsIDe a High ROCk. bUT so toOpID lEH, Why mY mOTHer Say i StaND BEsidE a hiGh ROCK aLL Day leHs? i mOSt OF the TIme StaND BesIDE My MIrroR and CHeCk My KaWAiI NEhS mAH. IF nOT is i StanDiNG beSidE yoU WHeN yOU dRAw MOney FroM aTM OnLy mAhs. so TOopID hOR mY MOTHeR. SO I THInKing MOrE. oRrRrRr, mAYbE shE sAw YOu aND me TOgEThEr aT fAr EaST pLaZa aND SHe See SeEe HmMmM ThaT BOi Boi lOoKIng LIkE A Rock. buT yoU BErry beRRY hArd nEHs? I thiNK YOu ValUE pAck leR, No 6 PAck how TO HArd hArD? uNleS You TElLing mE My mUmMy toUCH yOU BEfoRE??? sOB soBss..."

tHEN JASOn lAuGhiNG noN sTOp Wor, Like HE DInG doNG donG diNG leR. he SaID to ME:

"YoU SIllY Poo PoO GOnG GOng TOOt TOOt. yOur MotHEr MEanING pAr TOR meAnS GO Out TOgeTHEr WIth boI bOI ANd WaTCh MOvIe lOR. And duNch Say i VeRY SofT WOr, My vALue PACK NOw UpGRAdING LEr Wor. sOoN beCome 8 pACKs KekKEK. EVeN ICE paCKs KEKek."

tHEN I sTIlL vEry bLur WOr, I TOld HiM:

"bUT wE alWaYs GO MOViE meH? euU AlwAYS sAY AiYoOoO nOW MOvIE so ExPENsIVE woR, No mONey dE. We DUNCh MaH... MOsT oF the TIME oNlY Go FaR eAst SeE sEe KaWaIi neHS CLothEs MAh..."

tHEn He LAUgh TIlL Like MOnSteR woR, liKE pOKEmOn THat biG fAT TOot Guy TIlL HE sAYiNG he Must GO POo PoO In thE toIlEt CalL ME bACK. so i WaiTIng LOr. ThEN HE sAyiNG He VeRY HuNGry, wANnNA GO aND eAT tiM Sum neAR gEylaNG. aT fiRst I DunCh lIKE, cauSe I reAdIng neWSpPaER THEY sAy eAtIng AfTEr 8 or clock IS bAd WOr. Fat Fat tooT. NvM, I dRInk LoR KEKek. So sMArt hor mE.

SO We GO thEre Lor, anD wE fiND a PlaCe NeAR thE 24-hR TIm suM shOP.



I duCNh QUitE lIKE the PlaCe, aLOt OF aNG mo. aNG mO meANinG thosE peOppLe FroM euRoPE aND aMerIcA oNe. SOme peoPlE THInk THEY very High CrasSS, cALl aNG mo aS cOCoSiaN. so WeiRD lEr. THey cOCO, We A. We A CauSE wE aSiAN MAh. TOoPid yOU LAh. Then THe PLAcE WaS vErY VEry neAr NighTclUBs ANd ALl THE CHIna woMaNS oUTsIDE wOr.



TheN We SiT Down oN A tABle BEsiDE 2 aNG MOs. tHEY so tOoPid, DUnch Know hOw TO usE cHOpStickS so Must uSing forK. THen i THInKiNG theY MUst be vEry GooD At PoKing KEKek. bUT iM BeTtER, i gOOd At PoKiNG anD pInchING kekekE. SO THe We LoOoK LoOk THe MeNu, And We CaLl THe wAiTeR CoMe. laI laI!

thE wAiTER asK ME wHAT wE wANt TO eAt. I duNCH kNOW so i aSK JAsoN to chOosE. i SeE pEOpLE eAT IS so hUNgry. THen jaSOn Said:

"SIew MaI?"

AnD I SaiD: "I lIKE WorS."

HE sAid: "cHaR siEW pAu?"

And i SaID: "I LIkE wOOOOORs."

tHEN he sAid: "HAr KAu?"

aND i SaId: "i likE wOoOOoOoOrS!"

TheN i NOticED wheeN i TALkIng, THe Ang MO BEside us, his EYEs bIGGeR AND biGGer leH. he Like SO shOCKed, Like SEe ME nAked. I cHECKiNG to SEe IF i goT zAO GEng, but NO LeH, jAsoN aLSO Say duNCH Know WHy. thEN SOOn THe Ang MO WHO LooK LIke A cHEE kOR peK TooPid PeRvERT caMe.

HE sAid TO me:

"hoLy cOW? You lIKe wORS?"

i thiNIKing HE musT be LoOk DoWN On Ah LianS oNe, thEN I sAID:

"I lIKE Wors CANNoT aH?" ANd i gIVe Him A Very haRD LooK. HArd liKE a TOr. u Know toR? THe Par TOr THat toR lOR.

tHEN HE sAyIng:

"Oh mY... You muSt be LESbIan, yOU Like whORes? aS iN W-H-O-R-E-S?"

SO I BlUR lIAO. thIS toOpID anGmo THink hIS EnglAnd VERY cHEEM wANnNA ScarE ME. and CalL ME lesBIAn soMEMOre, I SO KaWaIi NeH, hOw Can Be LESBian? sO I acT lIke I kNOW the WOrd WhORES.

aND i SaYiNG to THe TOoPid AngMo:
"yEaH YeAH I lIKE whoReS, cANnOT is It. iN fAct i USe THEM aLL dAY. Like THIS!! AnD i pOintEd TO mY MOuth."

aND thEY sTaRiNG aT me And GIvIng me a wEIrd LoOK. tHEY WHisPEr sAYiNG THat i bLow aLOt, BlOW wOrs. toOpiD One laH, Wor IS A WOrd, duNCH cOME ouT fROm MOuth COme Out fROmw Where? i So AngRY LEr THinK ABOut IT. NoW i Know WHy pEOPle THInk Ang MOR verY WeIRD. THEY thiNk THEY very sMArT, but theY R TOoPid. kaWaiI NEhs GIrl AlsO cAN BEcoME A LESbiaN. aRgh!!!!! dUnch WanNa GO BAck gEyLAng eAT, Eat leR get ScOldiNG, sTIlL becoME fAT PoK pOk!