SenToSa

YeStErday mImI, rOSeLiNE And Our Old PriMAry ScHoOl fRienD chUChU dEcIDeD TO gOEs To SentoSa. TO Do whAT aHH? SUn-Tan anD SeE KAwAII GuYs lORx. KekEK, I wAs So eXcItED tHat i caNnOt SleEP The NiGHt BEfoRE tHE nighT beFOrE nOrs. L8r gOT eYEBaGS hoW??? dIE lEr WOr, eYEbaGS vEry uGLy oNE lEH. kEKEk I lEarnT the WORD EyEbAG THe Day beFOre the Day befORe thAt dAY Lor. duNCH KnoW hoW to ExpLaiN EyeBag laH, But IT is nOt SOmeTHIng YOu keEp yOUR coNTACT lENsES with laH. kKEk I so SmaRT hoR?

SO We weNT to haBOurFroNT ANd tHEN WenT TO thIS beACH. dUnnO How TO sPElLing THe BeACH NAMe lAH, SOmeTHING liKE pAdAwan bEach. I HOr, sAw The NAme hoR, tHEN HOr, KepT thiNKing Hor, HOw COme thIS namE liKE so FamILIar? lIke I heArD it SoMEwhEre In soMe MovIES. tHEN I thINK thiNK tHInk THiNK, XXXXXXXXXORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRXXXXXXXX!!! It'S NAMed AftER thE MoviE stAR wARs! yOU Know THe gUYs In DreSses oR SkIRts Or WHatEVeR laH AlwayS saY SOmeTHing ABOut tHE forCE aND "WeAK In THE fORCe You Are, yOUng PadAwan..." And ThEY ALwAYS CaRRy The Long TUbe!!! lONG, HarD, hOT anD glOWy wORX~

wAH. I thiNK anD thiNK then i ReAlISed That thE HAiry DireCToR OF staR WarS AcTUuAlLy Got VERY GoOD reSULTs FOr PhySICS LaST TiME. mUST BE taKe pURe PhysICs One, Not LIkE mE TaKe COmbiNED pHySICs kekE. ANd STIl FaiL =( kEKe NvM. I'm sMArter AT ThiS kINdA tHIng LAh, Like ThInKing wHy ThEY aLWAYs foRCE tHIS and That In THE movIE lOR.

AnYwAY wE wENt THere Lor. TheN I WorE a BiKiNi kekKE. BeAcheS SO MUCh BetTer, not liKe StupID Toa pAyOh sWiMMing COmPleX. THat Day laST TiME I WenT In bIkInI, ToOpid LIFe gUArd Say i CanNOt WeAR 2 pIEcES, ThEn i sTAnd InsIDe thE toIlet so lONG ANd ThInk ABout WHich piECe To TAKe Out. hE sAY CnanOT 2 PieCE, so 1 pIecE lOR. thEN
CHuCHu SaID: "AiYo tOoPid GoNG tOOt tOot JiaHuI, hE meAns CanNOt WeAr BiKiNi, NOT aSKiNG yOU to taKE oFf One laHx." tooPid lIFe GuaRD, NO wONDer I thiNK HE so CheE kOr Pek. SeR lAng Leh he. btw SeR laNG meAns COlORful Wolf Or pErvert iN cHINEseeeE.

AND HOr, I BoUGht A boTTLE oF Sun TAN LotiOn!!!



BanAnA Boat spF 15 pROtEcTIVe TanNinG oIl KEke. goT aLOT to ChOoSe FroM ,bUT i pickEd The One WIth THe HighEst Spf nUmBer. cAUsE i thiNK thiNK, SpF MeANs Super powERFUl FoRMuLA RIght? THen chUcHu SaID i so Gong. She SaID it MEanS suPEr PRoTEcTIoN FuNNEsS. Then mImI sAid iTS SuN PROTECtiOn fAcTOR lAH... AiYOoOoo so coNFusING!!! i DUNNno laH. HighEr THE betTEr MAh.

bUT tHEN I THiNK thINk, DaRK = SexiEr For guYS mEh? i DUnch tHinKS so leHZ. EuU lEH? Like THIs GUy:



So dArk, Like roAsTED chiCken. hAir SO Long SOmemORE. i DUnch liKE. i sTIlL lOVe My JAsoN moSt KEKeke. lUb lUb yoU wOR JAsOn. FOreVer KEKke. HE lovEs ME toO oK, DUnch tHInk i AlwAYs Say i LuB hiM mEaNS hE NeVEr LUbS mE. HE alSO lUbS me One Wor. KekKEke.

SO wE lIe Down By teh bEAch aND TAN Lor. SO hOt DE lEH.... I aLSO duNCH Know wHY sO maNy peOpLE liKE to suNtAN. eVEN Put Say HobBiES say tHEY LuB tANnING! LaST TiME i DUNCH KNOW whAT tANniNG is, i THOught is MEanS THEY LuB tO SpeAK to peoPle WIth THE suRNaMe STARting TAn. Then i THInkT THInK thInk, CANnOT be MAh, TaN PeoPle VEry rArE MEh? TheN soME eVen funnIEr Leh, they hor SAY THey lIke TAn guYS. AIYoOo peoplE wiTH sUrNAMe Tan ReAlLy IS verY pOPUlAR LEhh. so jeAlOUS... noWaDayS PeOPle Also SAY LiKE tAN GIRLS. SighHh... I'M a LiM, Not A taN. I sOooooOoOo sAd Wor. UntiL chuchU TEllS me AIyOOo... tAN MEaNs DaRK LAh. Orr oOR Like THat lOR. jUST neED to Go to PAdawan beACH MORE ofteN.

THen yeSTErDaY sO wEIrd, I DUnch kNOW HOw tHE fEElIng OF taNnING lIKE cAUsE fIRST Time. THEN I wEar My gucCi suNGlaSses CLOSe My eyeS and rElAx. AIYoOo.. FaKE oNE laH, bUY fROm bangKoK dE kEKke. bUT Of coURsE i tELl RosElIne, mImI anD chUchu Is Real oNE. I alSO duNCH wANnnA LEnd THEM, cAUsE thE sIDE theRE sayinG: mAde In cHEqUE rEPublic KekKEK. SO cooL, Must be THAT cOUntrY All usE cheqUE to Pay One. SO rich woR, bUT wAstE PapER so BaD. so Now i TEll yOU hOW the FEElIng TAnnING lIKE. it IS Like thE suN bITing Ur skIn Wor. Like ANts NOr. SO I thINkING hoW coME THe sUPeR pOwErFuL ForMuLA 15 no WOrkING. Then I wAit Wait, Until wOAhhHH... i FeLT soMEthing COolLiNG. Then I thoUGHT Is the Spf WOrkIng so i ReLaXiNG. then SudDeNLy...

roSelIne SHOutED: "quIck RAIniNG lEr!!! qUIcK go"

aND i OpenED mY EYeS. eEeEeE reAlLy rAIniNG. THeN I GO BAck TO shLETer ANd chECked My SKiN CoLor, StiLl THE sAME lEH. TOopID Spf Lah, nEVer WORK dE. neXt TIME duNCH wanNnA buY lEr. MaKE Me SO AnGRY And NO SHuAI ANd HAndSoME boI BOi soMEMore. SO sICkeniNG wOR. dUnch go baCK PaDawAn bEach ALready hMMPHGh!